Captain Orange

Tape your shin guards;
Tape your face for the one who got away,
And at the parties be nice to everyone.
Like the diplomats, you’re the Captain Orange

You’re the Captain Orange

Score the goal;
Score the winning goal for Jesus Christ.
Score the winning David Hastlehoff.
Draw a good one, kitty when you see;
Draw a good one, city when you see.

You’re the Captain Orange

Read yer books;
Read yer books, yer hands are hooks.
And of course the world needs matadors.
And of course, the poets will score first.

You’re the Captain Orange

Not a thing has changed since the good old days;
With exception for the television and the broken homes,
But everything is cool, I think, except for you

You’re the Captain Orange

Shop at the thrift stores Orange;
Go buy a satellite Orange,
Be a friend.